No Wonder I Don't Fish

First, wildly ambitious carp start jumping into boats. They knock fillings from teeth, fish-slap you upside the head and generally let you know that they aren’t going to take it any more.

Well now they’ve taken it one step further. Another guy recently died because he got a fish stuck in his mouth. Rumors say that the fisherman in this story may have been re-enacting something he saw on TV. Don’t buy it. The fish are onto us. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.


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