There is a hot new couple on the scene, and they've been dubbed "Blogan" - Blaire and Logan. The hot rumor is that they are pregnant, but no one can find out anything about it. Lucky for Lucy, she has the inside track - it seems that her deal with Holt has reached a new level, and is reminiscent of just about any deal with the devil.
Just as you think you're done, you find out that you are in deeper than you think. In this case, Holt finds out that Lucy has a tape that shows Julia having sex with one of her on-screen co-stars, apparently in the midst of a drug-induced state of arousal. Let's just say that it doesn't make him very happy. Lucy uses this to get him to help her find out what's happening with the "Blogan Baby", since Julia is good friends with the couple.
It just so turns out that Julia happens to know that they are staying with the grandmother, and that is all Lucy needs. She sends Don to snap some pictures, and he gets an even better surprise - it seems that they didn't even want to ruin their great bodies (well, Blaire doesn't - it wouldn't really affect Logan much, would it?), so they had a surrogate do all the work (shades of Barren, anyone).
This is all backed up by a housekeeper who Lucy gets to tell all when she finds out that she isn't making as much as other top-notch housekeepers of the stars, and Lucy offers her a house and some cash to boot, and it looks like Lucy has the scoop to end all.
Unfortunately it seems like the first scoop of the series, Kira took her drug overdose a little too seriously, and died from it. So Don gets another gig, to shoot her picture in the coffin at the funeral. Unfortunately, his spy camera goes bonkers on him, and he doesn't get the shot, so he'll have to try again.
He gets into the funeral home at the last minute, just before she is cremated, and then gets an even bigger surprise. It seems that Kira is alive and talking to him - so he has a nice conversation with her before she goes into the furnace. But he gets the shot this time around.
Just before the episode finishes up, Holt decides that he can't take the pressure of suddenly becoming a hero because of the good publicity that he received in exchange for giving up Kira's secret (in the Pilot). Especially because Julia doesn't know. What really blows his mind is that sex tape with Julia in it. So he just loses it himself, and crashes his car while going really, really fast. Then some goofball takes video of him with his phone and turns him into a real-life hero, because he "saved" Julia by pulling her from the burning car. It looks like he'll get even more good press now!